Ah Long... Mau Tolong Ka??

Back in early 2000 so happen I had a customer who was a loan-shark. One fine day a worker of mine asked me what does he do and what not. After explaining to him my worker came back and asked me weather I could introduce him to the loan-shark. I just had to asked "Why?"... and the story begins...

"Boss..." he said... "I want to buy a car" he continued.. "But I don't have any money for the downpayment.."

Oh my god!!! Don't try to explain anymore... Please!!!

"If I could borrow from the loan-shark for the downpayment then I could take a loan from the bank for the car..." he said..

"What??? " I shouted!!! "Are you trying to say that you going to take two loans at the same time for 1 car??? I asked...

".....yes...."he said...

I just walked off......

Story of my life....

Could this be true??

Study: Staring at Breasts Promotes A Healthy Heart. 

 

Link : Breast starring 

This is what is called "Mengidam" in Malay

Friday April 1, 2011

Man beats pregnant wife over food cravings

A FOUR-MONTH pregnant woman was punched and kicked by her husband after she asked him to look for two types of “rare” food in the middle of the night.
Harian Metro reported that the woman, aged 28, had developed a craving for various types of delicacies and fruits which were difficult to find.
Previously, the husband, in his 30s, had obliged her requests but this time his emotions got the better of him and he lost his temper.
In the latest incident on Tuesday, the woman again pestered her husband to look for buah kelur and lempuk durian when he returned to their house in Bandar Baru Sentul from work at 11pm.
“The husband blew his top and scolded his wife.
“The couple argued for a good 20 minutes before he lost control of his anger and started punching and kicking his wife,” a source said.
The wife contacted a friend to send her to the Kuala Lumpur Hospital for a check-up before lodging a police report.
Sentul OCPD Asst Comm Zakaria Pagan confirmed the incident, adding that an investigation would be carried out.


P/S: If you come from a Malay race (only Malays have this thingy)  I assume that you are from a Muslim family... and where in the Holy book say that it is must  "Mengidam... kalau tak mati kempunan..."? (crave the food if not shall die in vein)

Deny... deny... deny...

Isn't he the same person who said that not only roof leaks but women also leaks every month..??

Now he say's women are bad driver's....

But now he made a plea to the speaker that the opposition is twisting his own words....

We all know where he is going with this... we all know who he is....

you know who...

Him again

Him at his best..

Acquittal... What does it mean??

So for those who are to lazy to Wiki the word acquittal.. Let me help you...

"In the common law tradition, an acquittal formally certifies the innocence of the accused, as far as the criminal law is concerned. This is so even where the prosecution is abandoned nolle prosequi. Under the rules of double jeopardy and autrefois acquit, an acquittal operates to bar the retrial of the accused for the same offense, even if new evidence surfaces that further implicates the accused. The effect of an acquittal on criminal proceedings is the same whether it results from a jury verdict, or whether it results from the operation of some other rule that discharges the accused."

Kepada mereka yang tak faham bahasa Inggeris... Mari saya bantu.... (tulisan MERAH)

"menghalang dari dibicara semula atas kesalahan sama walaupun ada bukti yang baru"

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